Cook Co.'s Highest Paid employee ($102,000/Year), County Attorney Timmy "The Stalker" Scannell needs you to make a monetary sacrifice for him, doesn't he? In fact, Timmy has recruited a couple of corruption-loving sidekicks, hasn't he? The corruption-loving sidekicks are hawking Timmy's shame-inducing pleas, aren't they? Everyone needs to feel sorry for the poor, rich man Timmy "The Stalker" Scannell, don't they? What did Timmy blow his $102,000/year on that he needs a fund raiser - stalking supplies? And, it is awful that someone is using an "open public pocketbook" to prosecute Timmy, isn't it? Are the corruption-loving sidekicks of Timmy whining about the "sweetheart treatment" the special prosecutor is giving Timmy, huh? The corruption-loving sidekicks don't want to talk about that, do they? Say - wasn't Timmy making $102,000/year when he was stalking? He was, wasn't he? Shhh! Don't talk about that! That kind of talk might adversely affect donations, huh?
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Bonnie and Gerry
You'd have to be pretty stupid to give even a penny to Cook Co. Attorney Timmy "The Stalker" Scannell's Legal Defense Fund Scam, wouldn't you?